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[12 Nov 2009|11:12pm] |
theres some creepy green guy lying in a heap few blocks from inferno
a mutant
i had to get someone off him
mugger's lying out here too
he'll be all right
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[10 Oct 2009|04:35pm] |
I'm old today, and that means I got the right to cash in on people being nice to me. Logan, sugar, I'm holding you to that for later. I'm taking off work, I'm clocking out for the day, and I'm going out. Anybody who tries to give me a birthday spank's liable to get a broken wrist, so before I hear any cute cracks about that, I figured I'd be nice and slap on the warning label early. Y'all need me, I'll be too busy having myself a party to care.
Unless Booby's causing trouble; then I guess I can come back and help y'all out.
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[02 Oct 2009|10:27am] |
Morning.
So I guess I can still touch people. Y'all willing to take a little risk? And don't get gross, since I'm a lady and I can slug the lights outta you bareknuckled now. I could mean anything. At my discretion, of course. Maybe I'll accept. Maybe I just want to see who has the guts to speak up.
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[21 Jun 2009|05:12pm] |
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It's Sunday night and as far as I'm concerned, that means it's still the weekend. I'm gonna pretend there ain't any tomorrows anywhere in the world. Y'all need me, send me a text. I don't know where I'm going, I just need to hit the road for a spell.
( PRIVATE TO JEAN. )
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[29 May 2009|11:45am] |
there ain't any fire, and nobody's burning. few buildings got busted up. would y'all calm down, i'm trying to
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[21 May 2009|02:20am] |
( PRIVATE TO JEAN & JUBES. )
Art, darlin, I think you should marry me.
Y'all hear that sound? It's the sound of every last boy in this place running away in terror. I do so love it when this floor gets quiet.
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[01 Apr 2009|04:17pm] |
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[14 Mar 2009|12:26pm] |
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Well, we're back. And since my ass is big enough to take out California, I'm gonna start running again. Cajun food's the devil -- it's awfully bad for you, but it rips your self-discipline clean off.
Speaking of which -- Warren's been crazy enough to hire me a second time around. I've spent so much time whipping up food for myself, I suppose it was inevitable that my kitchen toils would extend to everybody else. That means I want to hear all about y'all's dietary requirements: allergic to eggs? Don't eat meat? Let me know, I'm figuring out how to handle stuffing y'all's stomachs two nights a week.
And I'm putting out an official call for suggestions. Don't hold back on me, or I'll start pulling ideas from here, and I bet I could make some of those dishes even more happening.
That's about it. Thanks! And I know you'll just love having slippery meat for dinner.
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[06 Mar 2009|07:04am] |
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hey from wtf-are-we-doing-here, u.s.a. i do so love waiting forever. you know traffic's backed up as all whoppering heck when you can sit here and punch out properly-spelled messages on a handheld. and drink coffee while reclining the seat back. and count the number of times people snore in a given minute (lots, and after a spell, it starts sounding like a rhythm.)
yup.
i'm proposin everyone in this lane just ignore the red light and keep going. we'll call it breaking the ranks. a group cavalry charge! might inconvenience some people and break some laws but who cares. whatever, the other lanes shoulda thought of it first.
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[22 Feb 2009|06:40pm] |
new people i know, exciting stuff rearing its head like dragons (WHAT)
omg figures, i hate myself for leaving this week
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[12 Feb 2009|04:25pm] |
( PRIVATE TO WARREN. )
Well, I know I ain’t validating any statistic on Valentine’s Day.
Jean, darlin, will you do me the honors? I clean up real nice for a money-grubbing pool shark, if I do say so myself – and I just did! If it’s all the same to you, of course.
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[21 Jan 2009|04:17pm] |
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Friday's my first official night at Inferno. I better see some of y'all there! You should come check me out in my new fake-sexy bartender attire and try not to laugh too hard at my amateur bartending skills. Oh, and generous tips. I just love it when those happen. I'd even go so far as to say they're the quickest way to my heart. That, and an actual non-boring conversation.
Just saying.
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